Here Goes Nothing
I am a non-violent bank robber. give me all your money and God will love you.

male, 57, Adirondack Trust Company, Saratoga Springs NY, 9:10a

 

** after receiving $6573 from teller, suspect put the money back
on the counter and left on his bicycle

(via banknotes)

A wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday.

[via Kate Z. and Stuff Christians Like]

Innovate or Die - Aquaduct: Mobile Filtration Vehicle [via the Fire Ant Gazette at http://is.gd/eRKIT]

Really stinking awesome. Well worth a watch. Works best in Chrome.

Agree or disagree?

This is a robbery.
Please don’t be no fool.
I will shoot.
Put the money in the bag.

male, 42, Chase Bank, Lantana FL, 2:30p, $3000

** suspect caught 10 hours later. He wrote bank note on back of receipt from nearby gas station. Found in hotel next to gas station. 

(via banknotes)

More Big 12 mess.

hifiny:

Humans suck and depress me at times. [Via]

Don’t know who started the fight, but regardless, certainly puts a dent in the “survival of the fittest” theory.